William Shatner I Can't get Behind That Letras:
William Shatner/Henry Rollins

BILL: Let's go. Ready? From the top... BILL: My
favorite shows on TV have twelve minutes of
advertising. I can't get behind that kind of time!
ROLLINS: Eat quickly. Drive faster. Make more
money now! I can't get behind that. BILL: My kids
say: He said to me, and I'm like... and he's
like... and she's like... ROLLINS: It's all...
He's all... She's all... BILL: I can't get behind
that kind of like, English! BILL: That'll be six
to eight weeks before delivery. ROLLINS: The
rising oceans, the warming temperatures! BILL: The
dying polar bears--no, tigers--in fifty years!
ROLLINS: Rising poison in the air and water! BILL:
I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly
rises when oil goes up... ROLLINS: ...but takes
months to go down long after oil falls! BILL: I
can't get behind any of that! BILL: I can't get
behind the Gods, who are more vengeful, angry, and
dangerous if you don't believe in them! ROLLINS:
Why can't all these Gods just get along? I mean,
they're omnipotent and omnipresent, what's the
problem? BILL: What's the problem? BILL: What
about the men who say 'Do as I do. Believe in what
I say, for your own good, or I'll kill you!' I
can't get behind that! ROLLINS: I can't get behind
that! Everybody knows everything about all of us!
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BILL: That's too much knowledge! BOTH: I can't get
behind that! BILL: Yeah! And what about student
drivers using my streets to learn? If you learn to
play the drums you got to go to a studio! Go to a
parking lot, for God's sake! Why are you
jeopardizing my life? I can't get behind a student
driver! ROLLINS: I can't behind a driver who
drives like a student driver! If you're going to
drive an urban assault vehicle then get off the
phone and keep your eyes on the road! ROLLINS:
Lifetime guarantee? BILL: Who's lifetime? Not
mine! I haven't that much time left. Let's make it
yours. Everybody's got a longer life than me!
BILL: The leaf blowers, is there anything more
futile? ROLLINS: Car alarms. BILL: Clap off.
ROLLINS: Clap on. BILL: Spam. ROLLINS: Size
matters. BILL: No, it doesn't! ROLLINS: Yes, it
does! BILL: No, it doesn't. ROLLINS: Yes, it does!
BILL: No, it doesn't! ROLLINS: Yes, it does! BILL:
No, it doesn't! No, it doesn't! ROLLINS: Yes, it
does! Yes, it does! BILL: My phone rings! ROLLINS:
Make millions in minutes! BILL: It's a computer!
ROLLINS: Lose inches in hours! BILL: Leave me the
Hell alone! ROLLINS: Eat more! Spend less! BILL:
The Colonel is breakdancing! Give me a break!
ROLLINS: Credit terms raised! BILL: I can't get
behind any of that! BILL: I can't get behind
so-called singers that can't carry a tune, get
paid for talking, how easy is that? Well, maybe I
could get behind that! ROLLINS: Well, I can't! If
you have to fix it with a computer: quantized,
pitch corrected, and overly inspected, then you
can't do it, and I can't get behind that! BILL:
I--can't--get behind--a fat ass! ROLLINS: Yeah,
Bill, can you turn around and do one more? BILL:
Always can do one more. ROLLINS: Let's hit it!
Letras: I Can't get Behind That William Shatner [final]