Stephen Lynch Craig Letras:[00:14] Everyone knows Jesus,
[00:17] The guy who healed the lame.
[00:21] Well, I am Jesus' brother,
[00:24] Craig is my name.
[00:31] Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
[00:34] Jesus is the Lamb.
[00:38] Jesus is the Son of God,
[00:41] But Craig don't give a damn.
[00:46] Because when Craig's in sight,
[00:48] We'll party all damn night.
[00:50] I don't turn water into wine,
[00:51] But into cold Coors Light.
[00:53] I'm not my brother, I know,
[00:55] Don't walk on H2O,
[00:56] But I got hydroponic shit
that me and Judas grow.
[01:01] I'm fuckin Craig.
[01:04] I'm fuckin Craig.
[01:07] Yea I'm fuckin Craig.
[01:11] Craig Christ.
[01:19] I hang out with Lepors,
[01:22] Barabbas, and Solemay.
[01:26] Jesus' friends are called Apostles.
[01:29] Those dudes are totally gay.
[01:33] Jesus performs miracles,
[01:36] From Galilee to Rome.
[01:40] But it would be a miracle,
[01:43] If he brought a fuckin lady home.
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[01:48] Because while Jesus is prayin,
[01:50] Fuckin Craig is layin,
[01:52] Every lady in the Testament,
[01:54] You know what I'm sayin'?
[01:55] I won't die for your sin,
[01:57] Like my famous kin.
[01:58] But if you've got a little sister,
[02:00] Then there's room at this inn.
[02:02] I'm fuckin Craig.
[02:05] Yea fuckin Craig.
[02:09] fuckin Craig.
[02:12] Craig Christ.
[02:20] Jesus was our mothers fave,
[02:24] All her love to him she gave.
[02:27] But there's no sibling rivalry,
[02:30] When he's nailed to that tree.
[02:34] Yeah.
[02:37] And now the question for you,
[02:38] Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
[02:40] But where will you be,
[02:41] When the Craig Machine
comes partyin' through?
[02:44] And if the Lord will allow,
[02:45] You've got to ask yourself how,
[02:47] And who and why and when and
where is your messiah now?
[02:50] It's fuckin Craig.
[02:53] Fuckin Craig.
[02:57] Fuckin Craig.
[03:00] I'm fuckin Craig.
[03:04] Craig Christ.
[03:07] Craig Christ.
[03:11] Craig Christ.
[03:14] I'm fuckin Craig.
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