Ookla the Mok Tommy Letras:
I was talking to my friend Tommy, he's almost 6.3
years old. I said, "Is it just me, or has Power
Rangers gone to shit this season?" and he shook
his head and said, "I know." I said, "That Turbo
movie was stupid," and Tommy said, "I didn't even
go." And he said, "I can't keep track of the
Zords." And he said, "I hardly even watch it
anymore." I said, "I think they lost when they all
switched colors just for the hell of it," and
Tommy said, "That 'White Ranger's long-lost
brother' theme didn't seem relevant." I said,
"It's just like Darkman--it started out fine but
it sucked by the time they made Darkman III: Die
Darkman Die. Everything good turns to crap
eventually," and that's when Tommy said, "Isn't
that just the way it is?" And Tommy said, "What
happened to my friend Barney? Yesterday he was a
king, now he's a dinosaur. And Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles just doesn't hold my interest
anymore." I said, "Team Knight Rider was a letdown
too." He said, "It's true, but not as
disappointing as Secret Wars II." I said, 'It's
just the same as G.I. Joe. I recall he was one
foot tall. He'd of stepped on Cobra Commander and
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drop-kicked Destro." He said, "It's just like the
New Kids--I thought they were cool but I felt like
a fool when I found out Donnie Wahlberg was in
graduate school." I said, "Or consider Duran Duran
since they got that other fella: they went from
Seven and the Ragged Tiger to Electric Barbarella.
Tommy said, "Can you explain why nothing ever
stays the same? Adam, can you help me, man? Can
you help me understand? Who, what, where, when,
how, and why? Is there a God? And who am I? And do
you think they'll really remake the original
Planet of the Apes?" I said, "don't ask me, I'm
only 28." And it's just like Tommy said, "Isn't
that just the way it is." That's just the way it
goes. That's just the way the cookie crumbles.
That's just the way the old ball bounces. Shit
happens. Isn't it a shame? Isn't it a crying
shame? It's a crying shame. Crap! Crap crap! Crap,
crap. It turns to crap. It turns to crap an d it
won't turn back. Crap, crap. It turn to crap.
C'mon everybody c'mon and do the crap clap. Crap.
Crap. It turns to crap. It turns to crap and it
won't turn back. Like Spinal Tap and white boy rap
and every singing family since the von Trapps.
Crap: The Gap, the Mercator map the movie Zapped!
and the game Mousetrap. The clap? Crap! The guy
from Tap! Fiesta wraps and Rob Liefeld's Cap.
Everything good turns to crap. It turns to crap
and I don't mean maybe, just like Galactica 1980.
It turns to crap. Crap!
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