Muppets Can you Picture That Letras:
[Kermit & Fozzie find themselves at an abandonned church,
converted into a stage for one of the greatest rock groups of all time,
Dr.Teeth and the Electric Mayhem]
[Kermit and Fozzie peek into the church, nervously]
[Fozzie:] They don't look like Presbyterians to me.
[Fozzie and Kermit walk down the aisle until Dr. Teeth looks up to see them,
bringing the music to a halt]
[Dr. Teeth:] Hey! Cool it everybody! Whoa!
Our gentle mornin' melodies have attracted wanderin' admirers.
[Kermit:] Hey, who are you guys?
[Floyd:] We am, is, are and be they whom as are known as the Electric Mayhem!
[The Electric Mayhem laughs their agreement]
[Janice:] For shurely!
[Floyd:] He's Dr. Teeth!
[Dr. Teeth:] Golden teeth and golden tones. Welcome to my presence! [laughs]
[Fozzie:] Thank you.
[Kermit:] Fozzie...
[Floyd:] I'm Floyd, I blow bass.
[Zoot:] And I'm... uh... um...
[Floyd:] Zoot. Sax is your axe. Uh-oh, Zoot skipped a groove again!
[Janice:] Oh, wow, like I'm Janice on lead guitar, for shurely.
[Animal:] RARRRGHHHH!
[Floyd:] Oh yeah, that's Animal! Show them what you do, Animal!
[Animal:] I want to--eat drums! Rarrgh! Rarrgh! [does so]
[Dr. Teeth:] No! Beat drums, beat drums!
[Animal stops attempting to eat his cymbal]
[Animal:] Beat drums! Beat drums! [does so]
[Floyd:] Down Animal!
[Animal:] Down!
[Floyd:] Back!
[Animal:] Back!
[Floyd:] Sit!
[Animal:] Sit!
[Scooter:] Hey, don't forget about me.
[everyone looks toward the balcony] I'm Scooter, the road manager!
[Floyd:] Oh, yeah, the road manager, we couldn't go anywhere without him.
[Fozzie:] He's the man with the contacts?
[Dr. Teeth:] No, he's the man with the van!
[Scooter:] Yeah, we're taking this old church and turnin' it into a coffee house.
[Janice:] Yeah, with real good music and organic refreshments.
[Dr. Teeth:] Boy, it'll be so fine and laid-back and mellow and profitable.
[Everyone agrees]
[Floyd:] Yeah, but what brings you dudes here?
[Fozzie: (interupting Kermit)] Oh, oh, oh, listen, see,
Kermit here, he was living in the swamp...
[Kermit:] Fozzie...!
[Fozzie:] Then a fisherman came along...
[Kermit:] Fozzie, you can't tell them the whole story. You'll bore the audience.
[Fozzie turns to the audience]
[Fozzie:] Oh. Sorry. But, Kermit, the band here wants to know.
[Kermit:] Well, let 'em read the screenplay.
[Fozzie:] Ahh! Yes sir!
[picks up a copy of the screenplay]
See, it starts here on page one. [gives it to Dr. Teeth]
[Dr. Teeth:] The Muppet Movie, huh?
Huh, let's see, "Exterior. Swamp. Day.
In a long helicopter shot we discover Kermit
the Frog playin' his banjo and singin'.
A Hollywood agent starts the frog traveling west.
[time passes]
"Doc Hopper comes on strong and they get to this church.
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Interior. Church. Day. Fozzie.
'They don't look like Presbyterians to me.'
Kermit and Fozzie come walkin' down the aisle
to the thunderously loud music of Dr. Teeth
and the Electric Mayhem." Which am us!
[All:] Yeah! Yeah!
[Dr. Teeth:] This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions.
[Floyd:] Cosmic, man! We gotta keep this little froggy away from this Hopper dude.
[Dr. Teeth:] Too true. Too true.
It is indeed a problem for us to "probosculate" upon.
But it seems to me the frog and the bear are temporarily out of service.
[Kermit and Fozzie are sleeping]
[Janice:] Oh, wow, like, what can we do to help them?
[Floyd:] Well, if this were the movies...
[Dr. Teeth:] Which it is.
[Floyd:] ...we'd think of a clever plot device.
[Scooter:] Like disguising their car so they won't be recognized!
[Dr. Teeth:] RIGHT! TWO THREE FOUR!

[Dr. Teeth:]
Ohhh yeah! Whooo!
Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend.
Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end.
I never think of money, I think of milk 'n honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat.
I focus on the pleasure, somethin' I can treasure, can you picture that?
Can you picture that?

[Dr. Teeth: (spoken)]
Hey, Floyd, take a verse!

[Floyd Pepper:]
Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now!
Really nothin' to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how.
Now begins the changin', mental rearrangin', nothing's really where it's at,
[Dr. Teeth:]
Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower.
I gave it to a Texas cat!

[Musical bridge]

[Floyd:]
Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you.
[Dr. Teeth:]
Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat.
[Floyd:]
Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that?

[Animal:]
CAN YOU PICTURE THAT??!!

[Floyd:]
All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam
[Janice:]
Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!
[Dr. Teeth:]
Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat,
Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?

[Chorus]
Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind!
Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find!
Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame!
Can you picture? Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?

[Dr. Teeth:]
Use it if you need it
[Floyd:]
Don't forget to feed it!
[All:]
Can you picture that?

[On the soundtrack -- not in the movie...]
[Janice: (spoken):] Oh wow, can you get behind it? Fer shurely...
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