Leo DeLyon & the Musclemen Sick Manny's Gym Letras:[Spoken:] [Squeaky voice:] I was a ninety-seven pound weakling,
[Deep Voice:] Now I'm strong and trim,
'cause I went to
Sick Manny's Gym.
[Sung by Deep Voice:] (Doot-doot, doo-doo, doo-doot.)
(Doot-doot, doo-doo, doo-doot.)
[Backup sings "Doot-doot, doo-doo, doo-doot"
over the first six lines of the following verse.] I was sittin' on the beach,
Well, like, all alone,
When a guy yelled at me,
"Hey, you skinny bag of bones."
Got up and ran away,
And took a quick little swim,
Then I cut out,
To Sick Manny's Gym.
He had me ((pushin' up, sittin' up,))
((Pressin' and a-straddle.))
((Hurlin' and a-whirlin',))
((And a-bouncin' in the saddle.))
I was sweatin' but I stuck to it,
Like Scotch tape.
And when I came out,
Man, what a shape!
(Wow!)
(Doot-doot, doo-doo, doo-doot.)
[Backup sings "Doot-doot, doo-doo, doo-doot"
over the first six lines of the following verse.] So, I went back to the beach,
Just lookin' for that guy.
He was sittin' with his girlfriend,
So I punched him in the eye.
Picked him up and threw him,
Just as far as he could go.
And his girl kissed me,
[Más Letras en es.mp3lyrics.org/ruYT]And said, "My hero."
'Cause I was ((pushin' up, sittin' up,))
((Pressin' and a-straddle.))
((Hurlin' and a-whirlin',))
((And a-bouncin' in the saddle.))
Now I came out,
Full of vigor and vim,
'Cause I went over,
To Sick manny's Gym.
(Wow!)
Oh, boy, oh, boy./(Doot-doot, dee, doo-doot.)
(Doot-doot, dee, doo-doot.)
(Doot-doot, dee, doo-doot.)
(Doot-doot, dee, doo-doot.)
(Doot-doot, dee, doo-doot.)
(Doot-doot, dee, doo-doot.)
/Oswald, be a dear and pass the dumbell.
(Doo-doot.)
One & two & three & four./(Doot-doot,)
One, two, three & four./(Doo-doo, doo-doot.)
(Doot-doot, doo-doo, doo-doot.)
[Backup sings "Doot-doot, doo-doo, doo-doot"
over the first six lines of the following verse.] And if you got troubles,
Like I once had.
Your friends'll all teas ya,
'Cause you look so bad.
Your girl keeps askin' you,
Why you're so slim.
Take a little walk,
To Sick Manny's Gym.
He'll have you ((pushin' up, sittin' up,))
((Pressin' and a-straddle.))
((Hurlin' and a-whirlin',))
((And a-bouncin' in the saddle.))
You'll be sweatin' but you'll stick to it,
Like Scotch tape.
And when you came out,
Man, what a shape!
(Wow!)
Oh, thank you Sick Man for what you've done for me.
/(Doot-doot, doo-doo-doo.)
Oh, I'm so strong./(Doot-doot, doo-ooo-ooo.)
Stand back, girls, and dig my crazy chest expansion.
/(Doot-doot, doo-doo-doo.)
Hey, I think one chick flipped and fainted.
/(Doot-doot, doo-doo-doo.)
I think I'm gonna crush seven grapes.
[Fade.] /(Doot-doot, doo-doo-doo.)
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Letras: Sick Manny's Gym Leo DeLyon & the Musclemen [final]