Lard They're Coming to Take me Away Letras:
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees
and begged you not to leave because I'd go
berzerk? Well, you left me anyhow and the days got
worse and worse and now you see I've gone
completely out of my mind.

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha They're
coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha to the
funny farm where life is beautiful all the time,
and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in
their clean white coats and they're coming to take
me away ha ha

You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you
laughed when I had said that losing you would make
me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I
heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm
utterly mad.

And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha They're
coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha To the
happy home with trees and flowers and chirping
birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and
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twiddle their thumbs and toes They're coming to
take me away ha ha...

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this
is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish
loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they'll find
you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the
ASPCA you mangy mutt.

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha They're
coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha To the
funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their
clean white coats They're coming to take me away
Ha Ha To the happy home with trees and flowers and
chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and
smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes They're
coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha

Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried
to me Monogamy is the way we both must live or
you'll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there's
someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was
even gone at our place while I paid the rent,
thanks!

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha They're
coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha To the
loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs
like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock and
insulin They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
Letras: They're Coming to Take me Away Lard [final]