King Missile Gay or not gay Letras:
I saw an episode of the Jerry Springer show and
the topic was "Tranvestites and the Men Who Love
Them." And the guy who was on with his
"girlfriend" was saying "To me, this is a
beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body,
beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and
I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does
that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought
so, and so did I, but it got me thinking about
what is or isn't gay.

Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex
with a woman is straight, even telling a woman
"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck
a cock" is straight. Sports are gay, especially
contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both
teams, in which case it is straight. Gyms are
always gay, because afterwords, in the locker
room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.
Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating
a sandwich. It's neither straight nor gay.
Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the
room, no matter how many other women are also in
the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn,
with one or more women ONLY is straight.

Here's an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on
the cheek, or having him kiss YOU on the cheek is
neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet.
Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy . . . is
gay. See, look, I . . . I know I'm homophobic, but
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not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all.
It's straight guys who don't know they're gay.
They fuck my shit right up. Like a guy calls me up
and says "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around
in our underwear and watch a football game and
drink beer and eat chips, and, you know, maybe
wrestle with each other a little, you know, just
us guys! You wanna come over?" And I'm like "No."

OK, you've got a guy sucking your dick, even if
he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's
got the best breast implants you've ever seen,
even if you're saying "Suck it bitch, I know you
like it, you slut, you whore," that's gay.
Adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're
dressed like a woman and you're suckin' her cock
and she's sayin' "You like it, don't you, you like
sucking my dick, you little fucking faggot" and
she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and
says "you love it, you little pussy boy, you love
getting fucked in the ass, I bet you wish I was a
man, I bet you wish this was a cock, you fucking
faggot" and you're getting off on this like you've
never gotten off before . . . that's still
straight. But then, when you go off to the bar,
and you discuss this, or any other sexual
experience with any other guys, that's gay.

Here's the most interesting one: Sucking a guy's
cock, can, under certain rare circumstances, be
straight. Let's say you've gotten into a betting
game with a woman, and the bet is whoever loses
has to be the other's sex slave for the night, the
kind of thing that happens in Penthouse Forum all
the time, and you lose, and the woman makes you
have sex with another guy, that's not gay.

I don't know exactly why, but it's not.
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