Jimmy Fallon Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers, & the
Little Fridge Letras:
[Scratches in]

Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and
that never works out.

[Crowd laughs]

That never works out. They don't want it to work
out... they... they want it so it's like a Real
World episode in your dorm room. [Crowd Laughs]
Like I don't understand... like they have those
compatibility tests you filled out at the
beginning of the year... that's such a joke that
test you fill out of the beginning of the year...
it's like

[in character voice: student]
Umm I like rock and roll... I like staying out
late... and I love the ladies oh yea OOOO!

[Crowd Laughs]

[As adult]
Okay we've got a perfect roommate for you he's an
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opera major, he's a narcoleptic and he's gay so go
fight each other... we've got four camera angles
... that'll be perfect welcome to college... go
screw your self

[as student]
HUH yeah that's what we say here go ahead.

[Jimmy Normally]
Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy
from high school is coming up he's gonna be my
room mate it's gonna be awesome...No that is never
awesome it doesn't work out... No it doesn't
[Laughter] hate to tell you... you will fight each
other... you will just get... you just get ... I
tell you why one is they have too much dirt on
you... your friend from home has too much dirt
they'll kill you they'll crush you in an argument
for no reason like you just say

"Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for
two weeks man they're your dishes are you going to
clean them or what?"

[Roommates voice] "Yea... you remember when
you had crabs in sixth grade

[Crowd Laughs]
[LONG PAUSE]

"Not fair to bring up my crabs."
Letras: Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers, & the Little Fridge
Jimmy Fallon [final]