Old Mother Hubbard Went to her cupboard To fetch her poor dog a bone But when she got there The cupboard was bare And so the poor dog had none
That's the way you thought it went But someone evidently lied 'Cause the cupboard wasn't bare I was hiding there inside
I dragged Mother Hubbard in Stuffed a gag into her mouth Tied the gag around her chin Grabbed the dog and headed south To a graveyard dark and cold Not that far from Mexico We dug up the bones of old Mother Hubbard's husband Joe… Joe Hubbard….
The dog tore at the bones And I put them in a case And together we drove back Up to Mother Hubbard's place I found the poor old maid Said you shouldn’t tease your pup You should never promise food If you cannot back it up
I said not only are you dense But you also are a hag She spoke not in her defense ‘Cause she still was bound and gagged I held up one of the bones [ Letras de Canciones encontraron en es.mp3lyrics.org/dG8 ] I said dogs like bones a lot Incidentally, this is Joe’s-- And she died right on the spot
That was the end of Mother Hubbard To my great sadistic pleasure So I crawled back in my cupboard As the dog devoured his treasure; The coroner came in And he dragged away Ma Hubbard While I sat in total darkness In my tiny little cupboard And now I sit and wait For the next old foolish dame To decide to feed her little pet While I play my little game Old Mother Hubbard Went to her cupboard To fetch her poor bird some grain But when she got there The cupboard was bare So I beat her on the noggin with a cane
Old Mother Habinet Went to her cabinet To fetch her poor cow some cud But when she got there The cabinet was bare So I drank seven ounces of her blood
Old Mother Hoset Went to her closet To fetch her poor cat some lox But when she got there The closet was bare So I sent her to Wisconsin in a box
Old Mother Hidge Went to her fridge Can you believe her gall Before she got there I threw her down the stair Now she lies bleeding in the hall--
And I hope she's an example to you all!
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