Andy Milonakis Crispy New Freestyle Letras:
Meet me meet me meet me meet me
meet me don't beat me just meet me at the waffle house
I'm a mouse from Ecuador
you're a duck
and you're a ducky whore
you like to suck duck dick all day
I like to suck mouse dick all day too
that don't me I am a jew
I am a rat bastard
and I'm a rapper that's a crapper
I don't like to rap too much cuz I know I can't do it
but you know what my rhymes are fluid
so I don't want to lie I just want to give you a pizza pie
and say that's amore that's a whore-a
suck my dick all in it's glor-ay
it's only three inches but that's okay
you could fit it in your throat piece
and you don't have to worry about anything
it's a nice little tiny package
and you know what it's all yours for the small price of 29.99
so lets go do some lines
or we can not do drugs and we can just chill out with my thugs
from Westchester the best chester
we got all the honkeys in the world
we like to take little girls
on the zone coaster
and then put 'em in the toaster
until they're nice and brown
until they hear the nice sound of me rhymin' on timin'
I said I want the diamonds
I want the duckets
I want the buckets
I wanna just say fuck it mom!
I don't wanna go to bed let me stay up another hour!
I'll take a shower in the morning before I go to school
momma why you such a fool why you gotta play me
I ain't gay G my dad is
that's why he likes to fuck with other men
that's why he looks like a little hen
that's why he likes to fuckin say he knows about yen
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but he's never been to japan so to take the frying pan and slap me with
it
yeah that's what you wanna do
I know it I learned it from you dad I learned it from you
that's why I do this
that's why I drink Cris'
that's why I drink piss
from old businessmen when they piss in my mouth
and they treat me like you dad
like you you you
I wanna be a jew like Sammy Davis junior
oh my god I like junior mints
lets talk about that for a second before I fuckin wreck it
I wanna eat butter pecans
and I wanna change my name to Stan the man
and I want a golden ham for my birthday
daddy I want the golden goose
daddy I want a golden moose
daddy I want you to nail me in the caboose
with your fuckin tonsil
I wanna ronsul
oh ronsul I hate you ronsul
I hate when I make up new words
but I don't hate when I make up new birds
that's a flying pikamunununu
that's a flying plukalakalaka
oh new birds I love thee
oh I love money
and I love sunny d
fuck the grape stuff
or the purple stuff
or the nurple stuff!
I just want the orange stuff
I want the white stuff in my hair
I don't use nair on my back
but I'm a monkey and I get funky
and I'm a junky
but that's so... gravy
like the train
like the insane motha fucka from New York come with it
while I spit it
while I get with it
I'll fuck it up fuck it up fuck it up for you
for you and your crew
and I'll just say it's so breezy easy
I like peasy it's a funny word
I like funny words
I like funny words
amen.
Letras: Crispy New Freestyle Andy Milonakis [final]